You’re telling me this pirate is a penguin?? That’s not all, buddy. This ninja is a chicken. And in their THIRD ridiculous book together, they’re even funnier than ever! Your favorite Flightless Fighting Friends, those Bouncy Battle Birds are back! They never left! They’ve been standing right behind you this whole time! But in a fun way, not a creepy way. Don’t turn around. Or do! I’m not the boss of you. PIRATE PENGUIN VS NINJA CHICKEN (BOOK 3): MACARONI AND BEES?!? contains: a big pile of random comics on important topics such as werewolf shampoo, frivolous time travel, and anti-gravity popcorn! Absolutely no Macaroni OR Bees! The Top Secret Long Lost origin story of Pirate Penguin (hint: he’s probably from space)! AND finally, after all this time, the ultimate versus, to decide who will win the friendship once and for all! (hint: Ninja Chicken) Also! As a bonus, using state of the art inflatable-origami-technology, this book can transform into over 8 types of hats, to help you express your entire personality through headgear, the Pirate Penguin Way. Note: any folding or inflating of this book may cause it to get ruined forever, but it’s totally fine, don’t worry about it.